NERO Mexico (Ed Macauley: head of rules): I command you to siesta!

NERO Germany: Begins every event by invading NERO France by way of NERO Belgium

NERO France: Begins every event by surrendering to NERO Germany

NERO Belgium: We are not a road, we are a country!

NERO Australia: What do you mean we're supposed to use foam?

NERO Japan: The most popular events are ones where a giant monster destroys the town. Usually caused by the evil necromantic influences of other NERO chapters.

NERO China: Was using 3rd edition rules until it recently stole an advance copy of the 9th edition from an American chapter. Won't be punished because too many important players have a financial stake in NERO China.

NERO Colombia: Never really used cornstarch in their spell packets. They make a great deal of enslavement poison and sell it to American chapters under the guise of Euphoria elixir.

NERO Iceland: Nothing but gorgeous women with really funny names at this chapter

NERO Ireland: People from American chapters go there to play in events but when they get there find out that they can't play their character.

NERO Russia: Used to be one big chapter using a rules system they claimed was far superior to anything else ever written. Then they broke up into many smaller chapters of Amtguard.

NERO Iraq: Desperately wants to be a real NERO chapter. Blusters and threatens other NERO chapters until finally some of our players went down there and whupped up on them. Originally when some guys from an American chapter gave them money to compete with a neighboring chapter, boy that was a bad idea.

NERO Puerto Rico: Not sure if it wants to be a fully licensed NERO chapter. Right now it gets all of the benefits of being a chapter without paying any of the fees. Most events actually held in New York.

NERO England: Boy do they serve good beer at events.

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